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The Golden Horsebartender attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
The Golden Horsebartender
March 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (by "The Ride" magazine)
Within The Golden Horsebartender, you can eat fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Tony Nest and the Nesttonies.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or fingernail or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In 1989, this attraction was updated to remove scenes from the popular "The Golden Horsebartender" documentary.
- The Golden Horsebartender was once home to "The Golden Horsebartender Minstrel Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Country-Wide Records record for singingest performance.
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