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The Golden Horsebarge attraction, which recently celebrated its charming anniversary
The Golden Horsebarge
December 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebarge, you can chow down fried food and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Tommy Kitten and the Kittentommies.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and heavily bearded).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from chronic allergies or heart, tongue, shoulder, romantic, attention-span, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Some historians report that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former character.
- The Golden Horsebarge was once home to "The Golden Horsebarge Attraction," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Permanent Records record for least funny performance.
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