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The Golden Horsebarge attraction, October 14, 1973, 11:55 a.m.
The Golden Horsebarge
September 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebarge, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Sidney Pencil and the Pencilsidnies.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Pilot must be at least 57 furlongs (without stretching) tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable allergies or tongue or knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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