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The Golden Horsebarge experience during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsebarge
December 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebarge, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with string quartet, Jerry Toaster and the Toasterjerries.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might point at your friends.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- This experience is reported to have cost in excess of $320 billion to rebuild.
- The Golden Horsebarge was once home to "The Golden Horsebarge Play," which holds the Corona Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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