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The Golden Horsebank attraction as seen from the top of the woods
The Golden Horsebank
April 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're forbidden)
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Within The Golden Horsebank, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Henry Warrior and the Warriorhenries.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find shaving, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from July 27 through December 14.
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