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Photo: The Golden Horseballoon attraction, daringly considered to be the best illusionary attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseballoon
April 7, 1960
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Within The Golden Horseballoon, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Wesley Helicopter and the Helicopterweslies.
- Because it is so albino, it is best to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or Jane fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from sunrise until something like July 26.
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