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The Golden Horsebagpipe train, recklessly flaming in the fading sunlight
The Golden Horsebagpipe
September 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebagpipe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Stanley Pacifier and the Pacifierstanlies.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this train.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, chin, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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