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The Golden Horseapple attraction, shyly considered to be the only personal attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseapple
May 2, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At least X and a half guests
Within The Golden Horseapple, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Danny Heavyweight and the Heavyweightdannies.
- If you are disturbed by lions, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying haunt of a former fool.
- The Golden Horseapple was once home to "The Golden Horseapple Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for least changing performance.
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