Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horseaardvark, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
The Golden Horseaardvark
September 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseaardvark, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Jerry Sphere and the Spherejerries.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or hip, wrist, cardiac, liver, lycanthropic, or neck complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from sunrise until something like January 7.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.