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Above: The Golden Horseaardvark attraction, ostentatiously waning in the fading sunlight
The Golden Horseaardvark
March 3, 2004
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Within The Golden Horseaardvark, you can devour food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Jeffery Bank and the Bankjefferies.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing after a snack.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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