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The Golden Horseaardvark attraction, November 7, 1977, 2:51 p.m.
The Golden Horseaardvark
May 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseaardvark, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Zachary Perch and the Perchzacharies.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 18".
- Contains exploding signage.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- The checkered leader was voiced by Dole.
- The Golden Horseaardvark was once home to "The Golden Horseaardvark Show," which holds the Corona Book of Country-Wide Records record for oddest performance.
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