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A massive view of The Golden Horseaardvark when it's inundated in children
The Golden Horseaardvark
November 29, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseaardvark, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Kelly Lamp and the Lampkellies.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 64".
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to wear themed harnesses.
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