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The Golden Horseaardvark, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
The Golden Horseaardvark
January 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseaardvark, you can get fried cheese and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Gregory Maid and the Maidgregories.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling vampires.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25 minutes.
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or familial, ribcage, attention-span, romantic, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Golden Horseaardvark separate but equal experience.
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