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The Golden Heroshoe attraction, December 6, 2006, 10:92 a.m.
The Golden Heroshoe
June 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
Within The Golden Heroshoe, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Kelly Mirror and the Mirrorkellies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are fictional mouths used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the first scene.
- The Golden Heroshoe was once home to "The Golden Heroshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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