Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Helicoptershoe, a favorite attraction of Genie
The Golden Helicoptershoe
August 1, 2009
As short as Condorman's boot
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Helicoptershoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Barry Fiend and the Fiendbarries.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography encouraged.
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