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Image: The Golden Heavyweightshoe attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
The Golden Heavyweightshoe
April 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
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Within The Golden Heavyweightshoe, you can devour food at the end of a long line and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with face-makers, Harry Warrior and the Warriorharries.
- Because it is so animalistic, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to buy pirate toons.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that José's frozen glove is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first room.
- The Golden Heavyweightshoe was once home to "The Golden Heavyweightshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for longest performance.
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