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Above: An aboriginie view of The Golden Hatshoe when it's not shrounded in narrative
The Golden Hatshoe
April 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Hatshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Jimmy Pancake and the Pancakejimmies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- The letters in "The Golden Hatshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Hlhegts Oeodaet Nh."
- The Golden Hatshoe was once home to "The Golden Hatshoe Amusement," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for loudest performance.
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