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The Golden Guideshoe dark ride, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
The Golden Guideshoe
October 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Guideshoe, you can eat fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Tommy Club and the Clubtommies.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons (in that order) away from the dark ride at significant times.
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