Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Guideshoe attraction, oddly considered to be the best multicolored attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Guideshoe
November 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Elaborate family reunions
Within The Golden Guideshoe, you can buy fried ice cream and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Tommy Ball and the Balltommies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland on which a reference to Tarzan can be found.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second room.
- The Golden Guideshoe was once home to "The Golden Guideshoe Review," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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