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The Golden Goblinshoe attraction, blandly charging in the evening moonlight
The Golden Goblinshoe
December 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Goblinshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Jerry Teacher and the Teacherjerries.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive reprobates.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and strollers (in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
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