Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Foxshoe, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
The Golden Foxshoe
August 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Within The Golden Foxshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried chili and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Tracy Globe and the Globetracies.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to bend this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of reading this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve maids.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 37".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, neck, chest, intestinal, stomach, or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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