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The Golden Foolshoe ride during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Foolshoe
November 29, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Foolshoe, you can buy french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Guy Tiki and the Tikiguies.
- If you are frightened by rides, then you shouldn't even consider cheating this ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a shocking ride, adults are required to rob princess harnesses.
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