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The Golden Fishshoe
September 5, 1993
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Within The Golden Fishshoe, you can devour junk food and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Bradley Owl and the Owlbradlies.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of joking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
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