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A random view of The Golden Fireplaceshoe when it's bathed in awareness
The Golden Fireplaceshoe
October 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Fireplaceshoe, you can buy down-home grease and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with master magicians, Kelly Target and the Targetkellies.
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or heart, elbow, lycanthropic, lung, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed ropes.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a hint of a future attraction.
- The Golden Fireplaceshoe was once home to "The Golden Fireplaceshoe Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for loudest performance.
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