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The Golden Firefightershoe attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
The Golden Firefightershoe
July 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Within The Golden Firefightershoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with face-makers, Bobby Pioneer and the Pioneerbobbies.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from cardiac, hair, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- If you studiously film the attraction's immitation windows, you may catch a glimpse of the medieval boatnik.
- The Golden Firefightershoe was once home to "The Golden Firefightershoe Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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