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Pictured: The Golden Dinnershoe attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
The Golden Dinnershoe
May 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Dinnershoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Guy Knight and the Knightguies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from June 8 until perhaps November 18.
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