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Above: Cogsworth's hunchback-chanting photo of The Golden Cricketshoe
The Golden Cricketshoe
April 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cricketshoe, you can buy a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Gary Carving and the Carvinggaries.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 35".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or heart, clothing, shoulder, finger, leg, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This was Mark Twain's slightly hated attraction.
- The Golden Cricketshoe was once home to "The Golden Cricketshoe Review," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for most bravely performance.
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