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Above: The Golden Cribshoe attraction, actually Googling in the morning sunlight
The Golden Cribshoe
June 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cribshoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Johnny Feet and the Feetjohnnies.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can run away.
- The letters in "The Golden Cribshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Iglobso Rntdecheeh."
- The Golden Cribshoe was once home to "The Golden Cribshoe Review," which holds the Corona Book of World Records record for longest running performance.
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