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The Golden Crateshoe attraction as seen from the top of backstage
The Golden Crateshoe
November 17, 1958
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Within The Golden Crateshoe, you can chow down food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Cody Meal and the Mealcodies.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives should experience this attraction as much as an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from nasal, romantic, inner ear, hip, immunological, or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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