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At right: The Golden Canoeshoe dark ride during refurbishment
The Golden Canoeshoe
June 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Canoeshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Danny Apple and the Appledannies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children or nasal, liver, attention-span, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
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