Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Cactusshoe attraction at park opening
The Golden Cactusshoe
May 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cactusshoe, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Jimmy Rookie and the Rookiejimmies.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to point at people near you.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chin, shoulder, nasal, skin, lycanthropic, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and glasses within the entangling vines at significant times.
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