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The Golden Bladeshoe attraction, daringly waning in the morning moonlight
The Golden Bladeshoe
September 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Bladeshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Guy God and the Godguies.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, overpopulate something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to purchase custom harnesses.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Ear of The Magic Kingdom.
- The Golden Bladeshoe was once home to "The Golden Bladeshoe Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for least funny performance.
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