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A baroque view of The Golden Birdshoe when it's not shrounded in fog
The Golden Birdshoe
February 25, 1983
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Within The Golden Birdshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Jeffery Wing and the Wingjefferies.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could point at you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Make sure to keep your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The abandoned structures behind this show are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- The Golden Birdshoe was once home to "The Golden Birdshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for least funny performance.
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