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Above: Langhorne's battle-surfing photo of The Golden Beanshoe
The Golden Beanshoe
September 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Beanshoe, you can munch on french friend pickles and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Henry Guide and the Guidehenries.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 54".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The tower of The Golden Beanshoe can be seen from as far away as the western hemisphere.
- The Golden Beanshoe was once home to "The Golden Beanshoe Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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