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The Golden Bagpipeshoe, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
The Golden Bagpipeshoe
January 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Within The Golden Bagpipeshoe, you can get french friend pickles and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Larry Topiary and the Topiarylarries.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a feet to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Driver must be at least 47 grams (on tiptoes) tall.
- Explosions may be too boring for tweens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and toons (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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