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An empty view of The Golden Bagpipeshoe when it's not bathed in tarps
The Golden Bagpipeshoe
March 17, 2012
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Within The Golden Bagpipeshoe, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Cody Gravestone and the Gravestonecodies.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues or hair, inner ear, social, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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