Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Golden Aristocatshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary
The Golden Aristocatshoe
January 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Eight Walts (by Practical Pig, 1997)
Within The Golden Aristocatshoe, you can get junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Gregory Log and the Loggregories.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from familial or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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