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Above: An evil view of The Excellent Horseshoe when it's not inundated in fog
The Excellent Horseshoe
May 30, 1957
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Within The Excellent Horseshoe, you can devour fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Jeffery Fang and the Fangjefferies.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail or spinal disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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