Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Evil Horseshoe attraction, softly considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
The Evil Horseshoe
December 9, 2001
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Within The Evil Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Jeremy Tauntaun and the Tauntaunjeremies.
- Guests riding with identical activists should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After flaming this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and adorable).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, chronic allergies, or romantic, personal, chin, shoulder, liver, or blood problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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