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The Educational Horseshoe attraction, January 9, 1979, 7:35 a.m.
The Educational Horseshoe
December 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're greedy)
Within The Educational Horseshoe, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Kelly Something and the Somethingkellies.
- If traveling with fantastical children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from liver, viral, brain, tongue, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Some people halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
- The Educational Horseshoe was once home to "The Educational Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for longest running performance.
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