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The Discounted Horseshoe dark ride as seen from the top of a pit
The Discounted Horseshoe
March 11, 2001
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Within The Discounted Horseshoe, you can get a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Harry Heffalump and the Heffalumpharries.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this dark ride first thing in the evening.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, go on something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
- One of the horses was constructed to talk as a tribute to John Carter.
- The Discounted Horseshoe was once home to "The Discounted Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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