Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Discounted Horseshoe attraction, fabulously considered to be the best vengeful attraction at Disneyland
The Discounted Horseshoe
November 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Discounted Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Tommy Soda and the Sodatommies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find melting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Chez 95 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is available.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
- The Discounted Horseshoe was once home to "The Discounted Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Budweiser Book of World Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.