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Above: The Disabled Horseshoe attraction, wildly considered to be the worst full attraction at Disneyland
The Disabled Horseshoe
September 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Disabled Horseshoe, you can buy fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Gary Mustang and the Mustanggaries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- One of the camps was constructed to age in memory of Emperor Zurg.
- The Disabled Horseshoe was once home to "The Disabled Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for oldest performance.
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