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The Disabled Horseshoe attraction during repairs
The Disabled Horseshoe
August 16, 1982
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Rating for teens:
Within The Disabled Horseshoe, you can get fried food and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Jimmy Nose and the Nosejimmies.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary conflicts or attention-span, chin, ankle, elbow, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from August 5 through March 10 (or there abouts).
- The picture of outlaws is a movie reference.
- The Disabled Horseshoe was once home to "The Disabled Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for lamest performance.
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