Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
Above: The Creepy Horseshoe attraction, stalwartly daring in the evening candlelight
The Creepy Horseshoe
May 6, 1990
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Within The Creepy Horseshoe, you can chow down junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with music-makers, Jerry Robot and the Robotjerries.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
- The glow of The Creepy Horseshoe can be spotted from as far away as a village.
- The Creepy Horseshoe was once home to "The Creepy Horseshoe Play," which holds the Foster's Book of Weird Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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