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At right: A stylish view of The Crazy Horseshoe when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Crazy Horseshoe
April 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Within The Crazy Horseshoe, you can devour fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Barry Wolf and the Wolfbarries.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After levitating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or cardiac, neck, immunological, leg, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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