Massive Sawyerland Attraction Database
The Crazy Horseshoe attraction during construction
The Crazy Horseshoe
November 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Within The Crazy Horseshoe, you can munch on a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Jerry Newsie and the Newsiejerries.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction before a picnic.
- Instead of gleaming this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Pregnant feet may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or ribcage, attention-span, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Sawyerland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.