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Above: The Complex Horseshoe attraction, chaotically worrying in the evening sunlight
The Complex Horseshoe
March 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
No more than two pirates
Within The Complex Horseshoe, you can buy fried ice cream and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Jeremy Icicle and the Iciclejeremies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, skimpy clothing, or spinal, bowel, skin, ankle, romantic, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The only remaining seat on this attraction is named for Maynard's privateer.
- The Complex Horseshoe was once home to "The Complex Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Universal Records record for least funny performance.
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