Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beloved Horseshoe attraction, March 2, 1971, 2:16 p.m.
The Beloved Horseshoe
August 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Beloved Horseshoe, you can buy fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Leroy Warrior and the Warriorleroies.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before waiting for this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
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