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Above: The Ancient Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
The Ancient Horseshoe
September 13, 2000
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Within The Ancient Horseshoe, you can munch on fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with adopted brothers, Rodney Skipper and the Skipperrodnies.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by cranky Shriners.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more time.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, hip, intestinal, lung, clothing, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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