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At right: Benji's orange-levitating photo of The Albino Horseshoe
The Albino Horseshoe
May 9, 2002
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Within The Albino Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Gary Plow and the Plowgaries.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, spinal, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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