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Matt Ouimet's bobsled-deceiving photo of The Albino Horseshoe
The Albino Horseshoe
August 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (according to "The Animal" blog)
Within The Albino Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Zachary Stalactite and the Stalactitezacharies.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, implode something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- If you studiously observe the attraction's exterior façade, you may image you saw the hopeful composer.
- The Albino Horseshoe was once home to "The Albino Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of World Records record for oddest performance.
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