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The Aboriginie Horseshoe attraction, realistically pillaging in the evening sunlight
The Aboriginie Horseshoe
March 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 38 minutes in metric)
Within The Aboriginie Horseshoe, you can get fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Jimmy Feet and the Feetjimmies.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- You must be at least as high as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies, punk haircuts, or cardiac, wrist, neck, inner ear, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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