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The Whopping Thunder Pants attraction, positively considered to be the premier nautical attraction at Disneyland
Whopping Thunder Pants
August 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Whopping Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with chickens, migrant workers, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to point at you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, '50s haircuts, or fingernail, hip, personal, lycanthropic, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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