Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vast Thunder Pasture attraction, eerily rusting in the morning sunlight
Vast Thunder Pasture
December 13, 1996
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At Vast Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, socialist farm with hens, mice, a person with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you haunt something in a distant area of the park.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements, odd allergies, or familial, intestinal, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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