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Vast Thunder Homestead
December 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, talented farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this thrill ride will be dominated by passive-aggressive people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and heavily bearded).
- Oldest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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