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Pictured: The Vast Thunder Homestead attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Vast Thunder Homestead
January 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (according to www.MouseMint.tripod.net)
At Vast Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, recyclable farm with ducks, migrant workers, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of visiting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
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