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An arid view of Vast Thunder Homestead when it's not bathed in children
Vast Thunder Homestead
April 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with roosters, frightened children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin named Steve.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, clown makeup, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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