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Above: The Vast Thunder Homestead attraction, certainly frowning in the evening candlelight
Vast Thunder Homestead
May 29, 2014
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're gentle)
At Vast Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with calves, frightened children, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Waiting may occur.
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