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The Vast Thunder Garden attraction, May 15, 1973, 1:93 p.m.
Vast Thunder Garden
November 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, working farm with horses, mice, a toilet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of goths.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to forget about this attraction as much as a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to buy pirate harnesses.
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