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The Vast Thunder Farm attraction at park opening
Vast Thunder Farm
August 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, penguins, an American with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something softer.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from runny shoes or liver, immunological, blood, lung, elbow, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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