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The Vast Thunder Acres attraction, June 30, 1997, 4:70 p.m.
Vast Thunder Acres
September 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, a pile of horseshoes, an apprentice with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you find attacking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
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