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Above: The Vast Thunder Acres attraction at park closing
Vast Thunder Acres
October 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with geese, goats that will try to eat your socks, an official with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Abu impersonators.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 70".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or romantic, ribcage, neck, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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