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The Vast Thunder Acres attraction, longingly considered to be the best diverse attraction at Disneyland
Vast Thunder Acres
February 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
At Vast Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, big-city farm with chickens, a fence, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin named Steve.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might talk to people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts or cardiac, attention-span, blood, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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