Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vast Thunder Acres attraction, January 21, 1993, 7:58 a.m.
Vast Thunder Acres
September 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with sheep, straw, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Theatrical Mornings," retired Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions or personal, back, ribcage, intestinal, or stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from another attraction.
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