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The Vast Thunder Acres attraction, nastily considered to be the only precision attraction at Disneyland
Vast Thunder Acres
September 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with horses, frightened children, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you find cheating, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 5 years old to ride in front.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sea sickness or inner ear, leg, social, lycanthropic, fingernail, or attention-span issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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