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The Vast Thunder Acres attraction as seen from the top of a village
Vast Thunder Acres
May 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
At Vast Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, corporate farm with horses, random rodents, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- After playing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Roy Disney had a secret apartment constructed above this attraction.
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