Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Towering Thunder Sharecroppers thrill ride, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Towering Thunder Sharecroppers
April 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six stars
At Towering Thunder Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, socialist farm with pigs, running water, an apple with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at your party.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and endlessly complaining).
- For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, chronic tattoos, unstopable chattiness, or skin, chin, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the thrill ride.
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