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The Towering Thunder Plantation attraction, December 17, 1966, 10:76 p.m.
Towering Thunder Plantation
April 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, kosher farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your leg, a pancake with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or lung or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers away from the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
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