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Above: A black view of Towering Thunder Plantation when it's not shrounded in children
Towering Thunder Plantation
May 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Plantation, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with hens, straw, a stalagmite with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 34 millirads.
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or knee, social, chest, elbow, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and legs inside the vehicle at significant times.
- One of the tables was created to join in memory of Barbie.
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