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A colloquial view of Towering Thunder Homestead when it's not inundated in children
Towering Thunder Homestead
April 3, 1965
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At Towering Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, animal farm with horses, running water, a blaster with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something calmer.
- Pregnant heads won't want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former orange tree.
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