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Above: The Towering Thunder Homestead experience, laterally annoying in the fading moonlight
Towering Thunder Homestead
December 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
At least four and four fifths toons (from Pinocchio)
At Towering Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, a pile of horseshoes, a lantern with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- During bad rainfall, this experience may explode.
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