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The Towering Thunder Homestead attraction, adventurously cleaning in the evening park light
Towering Thunder Homestead
February 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Towering Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, rural farm with ducks, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo pavilion.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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